How come they’re saving a giraffe in the 2012 preview?

I mean, giraffes don’t do shit. They contribute nothing to the Earth and we have to conserve them because they can’t handle eating leaves on their own. Useless.

Also useless: pandas. Fuckers only eat one kind of plant in one small area. Fuckers can’t even breed. Forshitssakes, 13 yr olds can successfully have babies but not pandas. Useless.