file this under “shit I do not need to know”

file this under “shit I do not need to know”

I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s going to KICK YOUR ASS

I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s going to KICK YOUR ASS

fuck the chin, save the hair

fuck the chin, save the hair

those girls sure can sing

those girls sure can sing

How come they’re saving a giraffe in the 2012 preview?

I mean, giraffes don’t do shit. They contribute nothing to the Earth and we have to conserve them because they can’t handle eating leaves on their own. Useless.

Also useless: pandas. Fuckers only eat one kind of plant in one small area. Fuckers can’t even breed. Forshitssakes, 13 yr olds can successfully have babies but not pandas. Useless.

not the stork. we know where you live

not the stork. we know where you live

file this under “shit I do not need to know”

file this under “shit I do not need to know”

I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s going to KICK YOUR ASS

I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s going to KICK YOUR ASS

fuck the chin, save the hair

fuck the chin, save the hair

those girls sure can sing

those girls sure can sing

How come they’re saving a giraffe in the 2012 preview?

I mean, giraffes don’t do shit. They contribute nothing to the Earth and we have to conserve them because they can’t handle eating leaves on their own. Useless.

Also useless: pandas. Fuckers only eat one kind of plant in one small area. Fuckers can’t even breed. Forshitssakes, 13 yr olds can successfully have babies but not pandas. Useless.

not the stork. we know where you live

not the stork. we know where you live

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